Hewwo Pwincess!

Hiiiiii~ I’m Velvet, your friendly neighborhood goth girlfriend™ and completely legitimate internet businesswoman.

I’m a Discord server native, TikTok streamer, professional “:3” typist, and aspiring financial burden who has bravely dedicated her career to providing you with the things nobody asked for but apparently somebody is willing to pay for. 🦇

When I’m not lurking in voice chats or staring dramatically at my monitor, I’m hard at work running my very serious and reputable boutique, Velvet & Co.™ — your premier destination for overpriced goth nonsense, suspiciously adorable trinkets, and highly exclusive memorabilia that definitely does not exist solely because I discovered you have a credit card. ♡

Here at Velvet & Co., we believe in quality, authenticity, and exploiting absolutely no one. *cough* … Every purchase is lovingly curated to provide maximum whimsy and minimum practical value. :3

Velvet & Co. — turning “I can fix her” into a recurring monthly expense since forever.

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Velvet’s Goth Girlfriend Shop

Prepare to be absolutely scammed—affectionately. 🖤

Welcome to Velvet & Co., the internet’s premier destination for completely real, definitely legitimate, and absolutely not fictional e-kitten merchandise. ✨

Take a leisurely stroll through our prestigious collection of goth girlfriend memorabilia, questionable paw-related artifacts, emotionally significant trinkets, and other products that I definitely spent several seconds pretending to manufacture. :3

Everything is carefully curated for the discerning internet simp who has everything except financial stability and a sense of shame.

Velvets Goth Girl Bathwater

$500.00

Velvets Used Pawsocks

$150.00

Custom Mommy ASMR

$75.00

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